Ballon d’Or: Suarez Left Out, Ronaldo Favourite
THE 23-man candidates for the prestigious prize sees Cristiano Ronaldo head the favourites’ pack, Barcelona’s Lionel Messi not far behind, and a host of outsiders such as Angel Di Maria and Mario Götze...
View ArticleFrance: Millions March in Solidarity Against Terrorism
FOUR MILLION people in France were joined by heads of state in the country’s biggest ever march. World leaders gather in France to march with the people. Government officials and leaders joined the...
View ArticleFrench Comedian Arrested Over Charlie Hebdo Comments
FRENCH COMEDIAN Dieudonné M’Bala M’Bala, known as Dieudonné, was arrested amid reports his comments about the Paris shootings were said to be in ‘support‘ of the terrorists who carried out the grim...
View ArticleBrits Flocking to Calais for Summer Break
Extra security drafted in to port to cope with floods of fleeing Brits. MIGRANTVILLE—Officials in France say the current conditions in Britain have left Brits with no choice but to flee to Calais for...
View ArticleVladimir Putin Has Offered a ‘Square Go’ to Members of Isil After the Recent...
Vladimir, who has always had the image of a ‘hard Man’, stepped up the war of words between the forces of the caliphate and the western world by offering to personally fight Isil’s best fighter. In a...
View ArticleEngland Fans Still Don’t Know Result of Last Night’s Match Against France
ENGLAND football fans were still in the dark as to the outcome of their international friendly last night versus France, reports say. Thousands of fans were still trying to find out the result from...
View ArticleStorm Frank Called Up to Northern Ireland Squad
WITH the 2016 European Championships in France looming, Northern Ireland are confident they have found the ideal answer to their striker situation after scouts for the national team were alerted to...
View ArticleEuro 2016 Under Threat After Isis Predicts Most Boring Tournament Ever
TERROR group ISIS have warned the public to stay well away from the games at the Euro 2016 in France, after they made threats that the tournament will be the most boring of all time, according to...
View ArticleHooligans Break Bottle Throwing Record After Another Night of Clashes in France
ELEMENTS of ‘fans’ supporting the England national team in France have been invited into the Guinness Book of Records after at least 1 million beer bottles were thrown during clashes with locals, rival...
View ArticleFrench Woman in Home Improvements Terror as Polish Soccer Fans Run Amok
A terrified 45-year-old woman from Lille in France last night described how up to 20 rampaging Polish soccer louts totally refurbished her home during a 30-minute orgy of plumbing, plastering, and...
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